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Reviews for "Procedural Dick"

what is even this game. who thought this game. is of amazing. good job.

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

I thought this game! :)

Still better than No Man's Sky.

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

Really? No Man's Sky? 2016's bestest game ever in existence? Awesome!

interesting game but at the same time not very good and needs much more work. i suggest implimenting some type of coordinate system while playing so you know where you are walking exactly

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

It's fine... Some people believe that over the coming months I will release patches with enough content that will finally justify the 60$ and hype they spent over my broken game.....
Let the hope live on I say :)

Just realized this was a parody of no man's sky, well done.

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

Thanks :) Didn't feel like being too subtle about anything

Wow how could a game so open be so boring, it's such a shock considering the idea of an infinite number of places to visit is totally a good idea, and the experience would never get old!

It's almost like it was doomed to fail from the start!

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

Hey man it's the fans who waned such a HUGE thing. I only supplied. I had to strike a deal with Viagra to make it as big as it is. You should appreciate the great lengths............... that I went to ensure this game is 1000000000% bigger than any competitors. I know I seem cocky, but it's really THAT BIG. I see all the game developers laboring with such small games, while mine can impregnate a black hole.