Meh
Reviews for "A Game For Zombie Stoners"
it lacks content, also I dont know the point of the game
I can't figure out what the point of the game is. "The object of the game is to win" doesn't mean anything. Is turning the game off considered winning?
Eric-McTrainshit responds:
The point of the game is to play it and win, foo'!
Okay, in all seriousness, it was designed to be misleading, so I'll tell you how to beat this cryptic action turd!
LISTEN UP, NERDS!
The goal is to fill the screen with flashing bars and to have them blink as fast as you can make them go. (Sorry epileptic people) The way this is achieved is by tapping the RED and BLUE boxes. (Sorry colorblind people)
But there's more. What you absolutely do NOT want to do is tap the green and yellow boxes as this will reverse your progress and it's very easy to undo everything as these "bad" boxes are not destroyed upon being tapped.
In all honesty, this can really be considered a game for zombie stoners, but was mainly created as a work of practice on my part as I've been AFK all year and need to break all this metaphorical rust loose.
And thank you for taking your time to try this and write a constructive review. I'm glad to see that this community still has people who contribute to portal entries with reviews like this. Okay, that's the end of this copypasta sounding shit of a response.
WIN
Oh mY Goooooddd.. That blinded me. By the way it's pretty cool.