Weird? I had a Vasectomy, it was pretty much just like this, but the boss only had one form. This is kind of crying out for a Pom Poko easter egg. It was about attacking with giant balls too.
Reviews for "Super Gonad Smasher"
PestoForce responds:
It's based on actual video footage of Tom's vasectomy.
I'll have to check out Pom Poko...
Umm. Laggy AF. Quality settings would be nice, my computer at work sucks :D But that's not the problem really. Vasekto just disappeared. I was on the corner next to the door, he jumped at the same time I used super smash and just disappeared when he was over me. Now I'm stuck in the room.
PestoForce responds:
Quality is already set to low, so quality settings won't help. Try on another comp or another browser is all I can suggest. Good luck!
I was cringing with sympathetic pain as soon as the game started, which is fine because that's the joke and it's hilarious; however, the gameplay didn't hold up well enough for the game to stay enjoyable. The concept is pretty fun in theory: you have to bounce constantly and you can ground-pound to attack enemies or bounce higher than normal. Unfortunately, the first boss battle of the game doesn't feel fair at all because there is almost no margin for error which is a problem because the first boss is literally the entire game (after a few introductory rooms). In the first part of the boss in particular, I felt like I could have timed my jumps better if it didn't depend on how close I was to my next bounce compared to where the boss was, and sometimes it just didn't line up to where I could really and a hit on him. The rest of the game continues to be painfully hard (pun intended) to the point that you have to basically memorize all the sequences. This kind of ruins the experience since the only other redeeming quality was the comedy, which amounts to "you have giant balls which you use to get around and the villain wants to cut your balls off".
fun game i wish it was longer also i wish it didnt crash alot for me maybe it because of computer i have sorry
PestoForce responds:
glad you had some fun!
I broke the game by going outside of the game world within the first 3 seconds of playing...... lol