You might be an alchemist cause you turned the most boring story in the world into gold. Amazing! How can a story about fishing be interesting?! You said it yourself, there is nothing more boring then going outside to horribly molest and ruin a fish's day.
Also totally relate to how the dad tries to copy paste himself into the son like he's an empty Word document instead of catching up with the times and sharing activities and aspirations the son actually cares about like playing a gun dam PS FFS.