Possibly the greatest playable toast simulator ever created.
The gameplay itself can change the way man kind views entertainment.
You have taken a righteous, buttery, brave path. And i almost guarantee big name developers will soon follow.
If you aren't hired by Mircrosoft, Rockstar, Bethesda, or any other big name companies soon, I will personally hire you and we will spread your genius ideas across the nation like a freshly washed butter knife.
Bravo sir.
This was very creative, i liked the concept and randomness of buttering toast just to get answers yet this is a saying that detectives use. you done good work, this was really random and i liked it, 'the biggest butter supplier was taken out' that was creative.
This is the best game about toast that I have ever played, and I've played several games about toast.
I kinda like it. Very funny, but not much gameplay. Maybe you could add controls for an adventure type game?
I apparently Found the weird side of Newgrounds again. The Name "Toast Simulator" got my attention right away, but the name is really the only thing that is worth a double take here. The graphics look like something you can do on Mario Paint. Not to be too cruel but it seems like a game you would create when you were going through LSD.
The music was quite abhorrent. It sounded like you put Skrillex in a blender.
The controls were very difficult to understand as well. it seems like I would butter the toast even if I wasn't touching it; which was especially troublesome in the third phase. A simple instruction section would have been great.
The concept, however, is moderately enjoyable. Buttering toast to get it to confess to a crime is pretty hilarious, even if the story made no since.
Overall, not a very good game, but it seems the creator has the potential to make a really good, and funny, parody of a real game (if he all ready hasn't).