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Reviews for "How To Cook Everything"

Am I the only one who has absolutely no idea what the hell I'm supposed to be doing in this game?

played it for 2 hours if there was a 10 u will get it! AMAZING

It was fun for a little while but it just ended up trudging through it for the achievements. For such a bare game it would be nice if there were surprizes.

Can someone please tell me what's the name of the music?

MikeSalyh responds:

The song is "Blue Bossa". The version you hear in game is by the awesome Gizmo-Hall, which uou can dowload here: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/69506.

Bootstrap: 2 boots
Smelling Fresh: 2 new spice
Steve Jobs : 2 iphones
Blinged out : food with amphetamines

When I pick a clock, in the "chop it" section I always get... mirror. Is it normal?

But overall, nice, funny game.