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Reviews for "How To Cook Everything"

This has potential for being a hilarious Surgeon Simulator-style game, complete with things like "Edibility" and "Taste" metres, and customer responses reminiscent of Steam reviews (7.8/10 I needed a colonic irrigation afterwards but it was worth it).

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat my creamy mercury-barbeque pasta with a sprinkling of calcium.

Dude, not cool, I almost choked on my food when I saw the air horn.
Anyway, extremely funny game, but the customer feedback layer is missing, it'd be priceless.

Brilliant silliness!! I had many a chuckle, very entertaining.

I'm going to get my local subway to season my subs with airhorn

This game is hysterical, 5 stars, would cook again.

Why wont anyone buy a club sandwich ;-;