WHY DID I PLAY THIS FOR SO LONG....?
I played so long that Gaben fell through the Gaben floor, and the Gaben music got slower and slower until it sounded like Gaben was on nitrous oxide.
Still didn't manage to increase the "papers" counter, but I'm going to get there eventually..
Wait, what?
There are no papers to collect?
I DON'T CARE.
BECAUSE GABEN.
Gaben is love, Gaben is life
nice shit
Thank you.
ran to gabe and he bowed before me. half-life 3 confirmed.
Gaben has spoken.
what is heck is this?????
Either that's a fish eye lens, or the camera is too close. You move slower than a snail, and because of how... interesting the camera is, it's difficult to see where you're going. Other than avoid Gaben, there is no clear objective. I think you're supposed to collect papers or something, but I haven't seen any. The scenery is just lazy. You move around inside a giant cube with random Valve-related textures, probably taken from a Google image search. To top it all off, Gaben's model barely looks like him, and I'm not even sure what it's trying to do.
Yeah I was going to have you collect dollar bills ( a mechanic sorta like slender) bu it wasn't working so I canned it