and now, for 6 random picks
I am Tom Luigi the, moonwalking lord of fuck.
My destiny is to moon the pantheon of greek gods.
I am the Unstable Herobrine, the rabid redshirt minion.
My destiny is to create the NSA.
I am Rocket Hammm, the hentai drawing magician.
My destiny is to exploit alaska.
I am Bill Megatron, the rotten, decaying supermodel.
My destiny is to get buttseck'd by Jesus.
I am dumbass Juniper, the dragon fucker.
My destiny is to slapfight with hobos.
I am Tony el Doro, the fearsome space-pirate!
My destiny is to feel up the internet!
"You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best" - Soldier, several times a day