Very sloppy mechanics.
Not much strategy involved. Just move forward and barrage your opponent and step back, and hope he doesn't knock you down first.
The art's ugly. And your trainer/manager and the announcer are both unlikeable sods.
No variation at all.
I assume you're taking the piss with this shoddy excuse of a game, am I right?
It amused me for about 5 minutes, so I guess it deserves half a star.