I'll give it a half. It's a pretty nice concept, by putting you in less than one (wo)man army for once a while. But at the execution of the concept itself, meh, it's shit, I know it's not a serious project of yours, not something worth to dedicated upon, but still, why is that those shitty bugs and stuffs, I can even crawl into the sky for fucks sake. I was slapping my crotch on her head all the time. The fact this shit made it into the front page saddens me even further, why this half assed 'game' that was made with half assed 'effort' deem worthy for the front page by whoever decides the fronties is? I mean, put some effort on this shit for fucks sake, '*critical game' critically retarded if I must say. PUT SOME EFFORT GODDAMMIT, ADD MORE HELPLESSNESS! MAKE THAT TORSO GUY IN THE END GRABS YOU OR SOMETHING, PUT SOME LOVE ON THIS SHIT YOU DIMWIT! YOUR POOR GAME MAKING SKILLS MADE THIS 'GAME' POINTLESS AND BORING AND NOT EVEN WORTH PLAYING.
There, I let it all out.