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Reviews for "Thσ Purplσ Truth"

Wrong, the nswer is 42!

the game was to slow and the jumping was a bit lack, the art was nice and the story looked good but the whole thing was a let down

Graphics were okay.
Gameplay is the lamest version of Zeno's "Dichotomy Paradox".
(The longer you go, the slower you go. So in this case for every cross you jump, you go twice as slow).
First cross = speed equals 1
Second cross = speed equals 1/2
Third cross = speed equals 1/4
Fourth cross = speed equals 1/8... and so on into infinite lameness.

Methamphetabear responds:

thx for the theory bro~!

The slowest game I've ever played in my life.

I can't tell if it's just lagging or if the little play button is really going that slowly. Am I just jumping crosses at a snail's pace or does something else happen? I feel like an hour will have gone by before I reach The Truth. It would be interesting to put a challenge at every cross, perhaps the life of who is under it? It had potential but it lost me at the first twenty minutes. The hook wasn't enticing enough. I want to play it, but the faith needed to soldier through this is not what I have.