Thank you for this awesome game and [beep] you for scare me with that face. lol :D
Reviews for "Asslevania: SOTB"
The game started, I pressed the down arrow key to see what it did, and died. This was the best experience I've ever had with a game. I died as soon as I touched it. I'm going to play the game after typing this, and I can tell it will be great. Thank you for giving me that experience though. It was hilarious.
Shit this game is hard! But it does pay homage to Castlevania, and your character is basically Jack Black, so the pros and cons even out nicely!
Pretty much everything has been said already but HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING FOREVER ALONE FACE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! Son of a bitch I nearly had a heart attack.
Very fun, but way too unfair for me to really want to keep playing, especially when I got some games for the holidays. :P