Honestly I just saw Satan saying that he was a better screw than jezus in this. All of the deeper meanings people are finding...meh.
Because obviously Jezus' turtle (and what is that a euphamism for? *cough*) is hard and lumpy....yeah, no sexual reference there. And of course Satan's PUSSY cat is soft and luxurious...a much better ride all around.
That poor turtle! What did he ever do to Satan, even if he is hard and lumpy?
It must be hard being in a 2D world when there are giant prancing animals.
Somewhere there is a sexual joke in there, Involveing the bed...
5/5, Turtles and Cats...who knew?