I'm not sure if I'm the only one who remembers that old Windows 2000 game "Jumping Jack" with this little guy in the space ship? You basically do exactly the same you do here, but it's way easier at the beginning, thus not frustrating for the player already within the first level. Well I guess everybody who knows the game I'm talking about would agree with me that it's more entertaining. I don't know if you (author) know that game but it looks like you basically took the idea and remade it in pixel art, raised the difficulty and limited it to seven levels.
Your version is definitely too frustrating for me to be fun, sorry. :/
But I liked the starting joke, so 2 stars.
Reviews for "Seven Jumps"
God I hate games with randomly generated stuff. This one have poor gameplay as a plus. No storyline, no nothing. Plain frustrating, no skill needed at all (just time and a minimum of luck not getting knocked down). I am blaming this crap with all my might.
This is a very terrible game. Because you, the monsters, and the gaps you jump/fall through all move at exactly the same speed, the vast majority of the time there is nothing you can do about an oncoming obstacle except fall. The effect was even worse in level 3 than in level 2, and I see no reason to think it will improve in later levels.
ax23w4 responds:
Of course speed is the same! If it would be different, the game wouldn't be fun!
i found this game quite entertaining, all it truly is is a jump and dodge game, but done quite well. i would of loved more levels and a higher difficulty but this was great! love the sound track and the 8bit feel. felt like i was playing an old nes game. i rate 4.5 stars because i want more! other than that game was awesome! good job.
Finished ;D had a few annoying parts but all in all... quite fun! I played this over a slow connection so it might of been slower for others (Since occasionally I would get an insane speed boost... which is probably the actual speed of the game o,o)