Screw it... This gets 5 stars. I am allowed to like childish things!!!!!!!
It was... surprisingly... good.
Played it several times over.
Discovered Nyan Cat on first play and thought... what is that a power up? Got one medal (good poo).
Ate the cat on second play, died too fast...
Played third time... long run, got great and amazing poo medals. Very happy. Almost reached 190 points... was 2 short...
Next, the build up meter at the beginning, even by pressing left and right, it does not build up much, in fact, its decreasing faster than it builds! When I used both hands and rapidly tapped left and right on the keyboard with great speed, I got the meter about 3/4 the way there. Gave up the fourth time.
Lastly, the music for the game and various scenes was great. The style and humor was, decent. The gameplay, good. Replay value, very little. In all, very good. I liked this.
8th of today yes!!!
Nice game dude, ALL MEDALS UNLOCKED!