Blam for Blam's sake. This game is why NG created the Blam (not really, I don't know why they did).
Reviews for "Gerard Scooter game"
While the graphics and sound effects are fun, the game lacks substance. A single looping track ended up being very boring. The gameplay and physics were heavy and dicey. Acceleration was annoyingly slow and when gas ran out the stop was immediate. It was also boring to play after a while. I forced myself to "race" until 2000 meters and found very little changes in the feel of the game. The alchohal to refill gas, though, was funny.
Now the description just feels like outright lies. I felt it was a mildly fun timewaster, not "[t]he BEST scooter game", or "action packed". What does he do? Drinks and rides. There is no action there. There also were not "[l]arge options to chose" from when upgrading. There were three. Also, your backstory is in the desciption, why not in the game? A "superb and unique action packed moterbike game" would have superb storytelling.
Overall, good try. In the future please concentrate more on creating a quality game instead of padding and hyping the desciption. I felt a lot of lost potential when I played this game. As I said before, it was a good timewaster for five minutes, and maybe that is what you want for an Android game, but for online places like Newgrounds, a bit more depth is needed for a truely fun game. Cheers.
its to hard to get money why do they make a game with money but its hard ass **** to get money
this is the worst game on new grounds how did it get on the popular area. i would be ashamed if i made this game
funny game(gerard depardieu trying to reach russia on motorbike?LOL) ruined by a bad explanation and bad implementation(the bike costs too much wine and upgrades to take upwards)
aprendre la langue anglaise, s´il vous plait, et fait le jeux meilleur