This is a really weird game. Just hold down the mouse and jiggle it left and right. The Slutty Susie's don't stand a chance. And this may be nitpicking, but why is Sammy Stud, a karate instructor, using a gun? Also why is he waiting until marriage to have sex? And is that a pyramid in the background. Where are we? Why does it matter that Sammy is from Arizona? And now, the most important question of all: Why is the screen so tiny!? It's a good thing this was so easy to play because I can barely see what's going on. Was that really necessary? At the very least an option to make the screen bigger would have been nice, but no, I don't even get that. This game was a bizarre snoozefest to play. I give it one star just for existing. This should go straight to the Spam category on Newgrounds.