Fortunately, I got past the loading screen to get to the story (loved the obscurity of it) and managed to play the first level. It's not bad, but I wish UP was jump and SPACE put down Sammy, it'd be a lot less awkward. Sadly, it froze when I got to the end of Level 1, so I had to give it a 2.5. Though if you changed the controls and the broken transitions, it would be a pretty good game.