Only if there were some quirky music accompanying this. Then it would be perfect. 3.5/5
I have to say this looks like Dave himself made a game I'll have to rate it a 3.5 though because there's no music and Dave for sure would've included music.
Oh, wow. That's just... Wow. Okay, some people may think it's horrible, but it's stuff from a comic which is intentionally horrible, for irony's sake. And yes, there is proof of the intended failure, the author of the comic (Andrew Hussie) produces high quality work. So yes, this is meant to be bad. And it's so bad it's good.
I'm torn between wanting to dislike this game because the title was so misleading and wanting to commend the game because it had such a professional-looking intro...