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Reviews for "Chain Mail"

Nice. I love the style.


A very deep and thrilling story about a man's race against time and penises. the plot was utterly fantastic. the begining was alittle slow but it really started to pick up with the second person. When the first door knock came, my heart completely stopped. but then I was so relieved to see that it was the pizza guy. This made me feel happy because I love pizza. although I don't really like pepperoni, but I can tolerate it most of the time. The problem with pepperoni is not that it is spicy, but that I feel it is unneccesary to my pizza eating experience. I would just like to enjoy my basicly formed pizza without any of your pepperoni's jazzing things up. I feel that I have been side tracked... Oh yes and then the second knock came and I realized that the threat had not yet subsided. At this point it began to dawn on me that the man in the blue shirt's fate had been sealed. when He opened the door and the black penis was there, I knew that no amount of "nio nio nio nio's" could save him. I knew... that it was too late...
over all a very good animation with a bone chilling ending...
P.S. if you haven't guessed, I am partial to cheese pizza over pepperoni.

*squeeky voice* no no no nooooooooooooo!

Thought this would be a video about light armor
I was wrong!!!!