Stupid... why do you waste my time with big expectations and low results? At least make it either look nicer or more interesting, instead of trolling me with a 8bit Dino.
Reviews for "The Bester Game Ever Made"
THIS IS NOT THE BESTEST GAME EVER.THIS IS THE BEST,THIS-IS-BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.also there are better games than this shitty painted pixeled crap
I know it's a joke but.... why?
Seriously, man. It will take a long staircase till this game would reach an average rating
Take some hints there:
- CAPSLOCK won't make your game less worse, as perfume won't make poop less noisome. It's kinda visually unpleasant (=polluted) to glimpse gigantic textboxes all on CAPS: JUST IMAGINE HOW IT IS TO READ A TEXT, OR WORSE, A LONG DIALOGUE OR COMPLEX EXPLANATION ABOUT SOMETHING WHEN YOU RELY JUST ON CAPSIZED WORDS FOR THAT. IT'S ANNOYING, TO SAY THE LESS OF IT. And also, sounds unpolite, as it probably had up here - sorry for that, just for figures
- Poor pixelation in gaming has to combine a certain good something (as a plot, or gameplay, or whatever). The game dialogues seem shallow, as the plain interaction. Not to say 'it's bad b/c graphs are not HALO-like (I crave for DOS games till up-to-nowadays, after all). Problem it is, that a mix of self-promoting and plain disappointment may arouse some players.
- What about self-criticism? Can you imagine how self-promoting your description sounds?
- Where are: gameplay, pleasant graphs, replayability, PLOT...?
Seriously man, go for another. This is a total, literally *EPIC* fail. Had I three thumbs, would all of them be down. Reinvent the concept, perhaps?
HORRIBLE Game the last one waz 10/10 this ones 0/10 so sad this game is doo doo