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Reviews for "Inanimate"

Funny :P

Thank god he doesnt live where i am.

Big ass head with a yellow V neck-Long sleeve is just gonna get you a severe verbal beating XD

Really good.

I was going to write a really long and retarded essay on why your short "I know it's not great" phrase really pissed me off. But holy shit I am not that big of a douche.

RicePirate responds:

douche

You know whats funny?

A japanese 14 year old animator could look at this video and other ng videos and laugh his ass off at the really bad animation. A comedian could laugh his ass off the scripts written here. And profesional voice actors ( you know those people that are actually known outside of ng and get a job ) could in fact laugh his ass off about the voice acting quality. But you know what they got in common? They are fucking douchebags.

When someone starts the sentence "I know its not great, boohoo", i want to punch him in the face. He is just a product of his surrounding douchebags in which he finds himself somewhat unworthy.
You are proud of this bitch or you wouldnt put it online, admit it. Stop being a fucking pussy boy and do what you like in life and stop pretending that animation is something more than pleasing sweating virgins or that you need reckonition of people spending their time drawing dicks and making fun other animators.

You know what I do for my life? I create PID regulators systems to pump 2kg of water into 0.5 kg of chicken so you basicly eat water for 5,5 dollar, I pump charcoal into whitebread to make you think your eating brown bread with lots of fibers while cancer is just a month away, I make calculations if its durable to start a factory just to pump garbage ( N ) into the gas to make your energy bill go higher for each liter while you house will never get warm.

And Im fucking proud of it...well mostly because of the 60k a year earnigs and fucking people over. Problem is, though im a douchebag, I could be more of a douchebag to judge a flashanimator his job while hes having a good time making it and constantly self praise my income compared to that of a random animator. ( And therefor I like to spend most my time reviewing movies here ;) )

But its all fake. The reality is there will always be people better than you and while thats the case everyone is expendable at the same time. If I die, the next douchebag will take my place and if you die some loser will make a flash movie of it and more losers will post comment on that movie and take your place. So best thing one could do is stand up, smile and have damn good time on this planet.

And newgrounds used to stand for that smile, where profesional animators would have to share their work with movies what looked like 14 year old drawin skills ( american 14 year old drawing skill ), because it was evenly entertaining. We all knew there was a difference in quality, but we didnt care if the joke came across. I say let those times return to us.

Most movies with your name on it rice pirate are decent projects but even if only you liked doing it but had fun doing it I would praise you from the depths of my heart....that is if you wouldnt have pussied ut in your commentary and making a movie making fun of animators who cant get their creativity started with the help of some dick drawing douchebag ;)

RicePirate responds:

Ah, the Dutch. Such a "direct" and "honest" people ;)

As an animation hobbyist, I'm not particularly confident about my skills or execution, especially because this is new for me. I'm proud that I made it, but I'm not particularly proud of the result. I didn't expect folks to like it as much as they did.

The animation was really meant to showcase the people who think "having the tools will do the work for them". It wasn't meant to poke fun at people who genuinely wish to create, or who genuinely understand the need to learn.

My disclaimer wasn't meant to be "Boo-hoo, I'm new at this, so be nice vote 5" It was meant to be "Hey, I'm new at this, so if you got advice/tips, please leave them." And some people have left some very helpful criticisms.

Everyone starts somewhere, and some people find it helpful to see how others start and (hopefully) progress. That's all I meant ;)

woo :D

Awesome seeing more fbf
that ending hahah

OMG, why is it so true?!?

Its especially true for me - Im a coder. I can draw, but im not so good at animating, writing, voice acting or music composition....

so when I get an idea in my head, I ATTEMPT to attempt, but realize the previosly stated, and a beautiful idea gets thrown away. what a waste. people like you and egoraptor are lucky you can do these things. dont take it for granted.

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Nice work.