Reviews for Concerned Joe

[uncanny474]

Awful in every way

This game is terrible. The coding is garbage, the "challenges" are pathetic, and the music is repetitive and boring.

I normally am not this harsh to games, but seriously. This game sucks.

I didn't reach the end--not because I couldn't, but because I was sick and tired of moving a micrometer every 20 minutes because your box-pushing speed is pathetic.

Seriously, decent concept with the "keep moving or you die" thing, but it would have been better suited to a more flowing game like Exit Run or something Sonic the Hedgehog-esque.

Just... not worth the time it took to load--much less play.

[snoopymaniac]

You had me at hello...

The opening was gold, voice over by JohnnyUtah was awesome... although it made me a sad panda when it only reinforces that there hasn't been any new Tankmen material on Newgrounds. Game is glitchy. I can't go left and right after beating the game. It wasn't too bad though.... game is a 7... voice is a 10!

[cdstephens]

Too Many Bugs

The game was awesome, but the coding needs a lot of work. There were times where I literally couldn't move, thus forcing me to restart. Also, the game runs too slowly and takes up too much processing power.

[Omega-Nova]

6/10 for bugs

Over-all fun game, has great music, fun gameplay, and a semi-original mechanic.

I got through the entire game, and found nearly all of the secrets, unfortunately I can't tell if it's just buggy or poor gameplay at the second secret tunnel because this game was pre-maturely released, and is still quite unfinished.

(Spoiler)

In the second tunnel with the teleport it's nearly impossible to teleport from safe spot to safe spot because it allows you to teleport to your death, I've tried it several times, and it's literally the only thing in this game that has been remotely difficult.

[ZombiePanda]

A bit of an issue with the controls

It's a great game, and, I really love it, there's one glaring issue though. It seems my PC is unable to do the walljumps to the right. I can do it when facing left flawlessly, but, going to the right with a walljump is literally impossible. I did mission #10 hugging only the falling stack of blocks on the right, but, then #11 stopped me dead in my tracks because it requires a walljump to the right.

Ahwell, it was still a good game for as much of it as I got to experience.