Grow Buddies may or may not contain Soylent Green, Your Mom, Toxic waste, used candy wrappers and/or toilet paper, hazardous materials, LSD, and other unconsumable items. Do not use Grow A Buddy products for any purpose other than to observe and make fun of. Failure to do so will result in an unstable product that may try to take refuge in your anus. Contact your doctor or physician if you experience the following symptoms after consuming a Grow Buddy: Breathing, thirst for flesh, massive ten hour erection, pancake or waffle cravings, basketball sized stools, discharge of blue liquid out of any orifice. Please call 1-800-555-OHNO if you experience any difficulties with our product. not a toll free number, 10$ a second, calling the number gives Grow Buddy Oh No Hotline to verbaly rape you over the phone. No Refunds.