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Reviews for "Stork Shot"

Work of Art

You should have an option to remove the meteors lol .. i just want to kill the damn babies D:

LOL!

When I shoot the nade launcher straight up, the round comes back down and murders more babies.
Amazing.

Well...

Normally, I give complex, old-style reviews, ones that go over every minute aspect, so that I do every part of a game justice. Stork Shot is... different. This IS, the most gloriously fucked-up game I've ever had the honor of playing after 8 years on NG, and 6 with my account. Illustriously fucked up minds Edmund McMillen, Krinkels, Stamper, and Zeebarf have defined what NG was, is, and will be, and this game took me back to shit like Telebubbies and Pico's School.
I hope that Fox News gets a hold of this and whips together a shitstorm, netting us more publicity and gloriously trolling the forces of anti-lulz. Over the top crap like this is what always made NG great. 10/10!

TL;DR HOLY SHIT THIS IS EVERYTHING NG SHOULD ASPIRE TO.

an orca?

0_o this takes abortion to an entirely fucked up level... i love it

The names Abe Bortion...

Im here to kill babies and skydive...

AND IM ALL OUTA PARACHUTES.