A walkthrough for the 2nd best ending
*SPOILER ALERT. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT BY YOURSELF*
1. grab mop, dip it in the chamber pot
2. click the loose brick, use the mop as a lever
3. use damp mop on dirt, climb through hole
4. grab scarecrow and onion
5. go back into jail cell via the hole, and put the scarecrow in the bed
6. wait 2 hours (here's the iffy part. I can't figure out how to get out of the prison faster.
7. guard will be like pshhhh and leave
8. grab your bag, put on your clothes, and go back into the cell to grab your scarecrow
9. go to town hall, do one of the jobs, and dip your mop in the water
10. go to wizard place and talk to the wizard. proceed to give him the arrowhead, water from the mop, and money,
11. go to dragon's den. the answer to the first riddle is the yellow guy, and the second riddle is as follows: first take your guy and red. your guy returns. then take yellow and blue, and red returns. then have you and red go. that will, it will only take 3 hours.
12. in the dragon's den, use your scarecrow on the dead body, and then use your onion on the dragon.
13. use your canteen on the litter box and then use the dragon pee on yourself.
14. exit the cave and return to the wizard. give him the ingredients.
15. go to the town square and complete the other job. the lady will ask you to mute the town crier: just click the mute button.
16. go back to wizard. buy one of the speed scrolls and get the wand.
17. go to the outer wall and cast the speed spell on the clock. then talk to the guard and enter.
18. after the cutscene, use the wand on the wizard twice.
Hope this helps!