I'm apparently a stoner goat...
You're a small goat. You sold the potatoes when suddenly... many women appear and you're all like, pass teh spliff.
You're a stupid bus-driver. You walked through town when suddenly... you win £1,000,000 on a scratch card and you're all like, lol wut??
I'm going to have fun with this! But yeah, a few extra words wouldn't go to waste...