i understand you did this for fun...
but please leave turds of the week to true trolls.
but since i rated 0 i have to offer constructive criticism :/
-add some kind of level system that lets you actually train your cat
-put at least 5 minutes into the 'art'
-when submitting something to newgrounds, keep in mind many people here come to see good quality flash, not get trolled.
Hope this helped. But i really dont think you have any chance at making something descent. Good luck, though.