Your 60 Second Life was noticable unnoticable. You could have done much more with your life, if only you had tried a bit.
You never cared for love, not even one bit. Few people avoided work and responsiblity as much as you. You were the personification of laziness. A picturebook sociopath, you were keen on avoiding any social interaction. Even (or maybe especially) with your family. Hobbies, shmobbies. You obviously had better things to do in life. Maybe something else enriched your life more than any hobby ever could do