Interesting...
Okay, the title (atm: "Crack Sim Date") is a little misleading; the graphic is crude and the story childish.
But: It's funny and I enjoyed playing it.
Add a smooth background-loop from the audio-portal (don't forget the mute-button), use an actual font instead of painting your text, make the story-development less random (just a little), practice drawing some more and you could be on the Newgrounds-frontpage.