Groundbreaking Work
Your parents, teacher, friends, lovers... all must be so proud of you. Despite using a red font on of the most notoriously difficult colors to work with, you still managed to spell "Pirate" correctly. I'm not sure what the bigger travesty is: the time you spent putting this flash together and uploading it, or the cumulative time of viewers that you have wasted, and that they will never be able to get back. Try and do a flash that at least demonstrates that you do or do not have talent.