I'll make you an offer.
I'll put up a fair amount of dough (like more than $100, at least) if you put in a segment about snarky reviewers.
No seriously, not only am I good for it and will pay up front, but I'll pay extra if it's going to be funny. As you might notice, alot of reviews that go through Newgrounds are kinda' like some of the bad flashes. (So, maybe they even each other out? Ya got me.) I try to do better, to make it all make sense, and sometimes the flash-makers even appreciate it.
So anyway, I guess I should be reviewing now. I'm kind of intrigued about seeing what kind of documentary might unfold from a place like this. (The game attached also has its amusements.) Here, you can have a Ten on me.