This used to be Newgrounds.
Waaaay back in the day (middle school, i believe), stupid shit like this was the reason you went on Newgrounds. There were no mindless achievements, no endless grinding, and nothing EPIC or FAIL or LULZLY about anything. Back before 4chan was cool (PROTIP: it still isn't) or Egoraptor was born, Newgrounds was about pretending to kill celebrities and unnecessary poop jokes. This game in on the front page because it's a tribute to what made this site in the first place: irreverent and immature jabs oat pop culture on a level that other media isn't allowed to display. Now, of course, it's all unfunny video game humor and overused memes, but don't let this old man ruin your hate. You probably still don't know what puberty is. Shine on, you 5-second time waster. You're only 10 years too late for this jaded audience to appreciate you.