I beat the entire game in 10 days. I loved it all the way through. The controls were well done, the humor was nice, and despite having mediocre artwork, the amount of chaos on the screen during the last days took my mind away from the visual appeal and I gorged over how much fun it was. The controls were never glitchy at all, and props for adding mouse control so that people with Android Phones can play it as well!
So overall, this isn't the best game I've ever played, by a long shot, but pretty much everything was perfectly and smoothly done that rating it under 10 wouldn't be fair.
Also, there are tits. That also influenced the 10 ;)