acceptable
i liked the story and final boss battle, the fighting was alright, kinda off beat, i hit the enemies, but i weapon went through them sometimes.
Fighting was dull since all enemies just follow the same pace, all i do is get them in one area and hit them constantly until all of them die.
You could have included special attacks and different variety types of enemies or even real boss battles to keep the game fresh, but you didn't.
was fun except
starting over from the beginning was overly irritating considering that later in the game when you really need to get to the vending machine there either isn't one on that level or its impossible to get to it without getting killed since you are intolerably slow. having to pick a new random weapon each time sucked since i got stuck with the stupid knife twice in a row (not much of a contest when they're wielding swords) and the enemies and levels don't really change that much. it would be nice to be able to turn around or have an area attack, since sometimes you just get pincered and there is no way to get out of it really.
Nice joke, lame gameplay
The game is really funny, specially the inside jokes, but the gameplay is rather bad. Compared to other Brawler games here on NG (like the Hobo-series) the fighting is boring, the levels are all the same, no special moves, no chance to heal damage... Sorry, to many negatives to give it more then 6 stars and 3 points.
Could have been better.
I'll go ahead and get the bad part of this review done. One of the problems was the fact that no matter what weapon you used, they all did the same amount of damage. Also, there was no challenge at all. Most of the time, the enemies grouped together, so they were all killed at pretty much the same time.
I don't even think it's possible to die in this game without standing still. If you decide to make a game similar to this in the future, I think it would be more well received, if you fixed the problems, and maybe added some non-melee weapons as well.
Now that we have that out of the way, let's look at the positives of it. For starters, it did help me pass about 10 minutes of boredom, and it's really not a terrible game. I think you did a decent job on it, so I'd like to see more games from you in the future.
All in all, i've played worse, and i've played better.
Well...
The game to me seemed to be highly based off of Portal Defenders, which is okay... as long as it lives up to it, which this did not, at some parts I could swear I hit the enemy and I found the badger part, as entertaining as it was, very sloppy compared to the rest, though this is a playable game and it is entertaining ( I found the end really funny ). The music was very good as well. So therefore I think it deserves 6 / 10.