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Reviews for "Messed-Up Bible Stories 8"

tight bru

Should have cut the dove


I'm not christian, but i know the story. Hilarious

2 Kings

This one was pretty good. I think this story, Job, and Lot are about as screwed up as the Christian Bible gets. I implore you, though, to check out 2 Kings 2:23-25, in which God literally murders 42 teenage boys, by having two bears maul them, for calling his prophet bald.

This is great

Thank you for making people aware that religion is fucking retarded.

Your other ones seemed better

Your first 2 were the best. You added a lot of extra comedic dialogue and it was a little more mature. You seem tired and restricted. It all seems like it is getting more and more watered down. I hope you do better with the story of Job.