looks like it took you some time (and some drugs ("High" five!))
to come up with this, but i have to say something to a previous
commenter. He's not in the middle of nowhere in space, it looks like
he's near a planet. And satellites and space shuttles actually have to
put a lot of work into staying in orbit for a long time. So eventually, the
planet's gravity would pull him closer until he begins to fall. But he would
die long before he hit the ground, since he would burn to a crisp on re-entry.
Anyway, bravo! most entertaining!