Pointless.
I always try to see the good side in these games as they take time and effort, but that felt pointless... Almost as if you'd made it just so you could use the song at the end.
It takes about 4 seconds to complete all in all, which on my shitty interwebz out in the country is a shorter time than it took to load.
Thats the main problem, if it was longer, even by a few more screens, or there were more endings or items to use and pick up then maybe this game would be playable.
Stab Him
The ironic text adventure game has already been done, and done much better, and funnier. There is nothing novel or insightful here, it's just simplistic and meaningless. There is barely a game here, so I can't offer much in the way of constructive criticism.
dumb
i don't understand why they made this
Hmm.
The concept is good, but the idea that you can beat the game by typing one thing seems like a waste to me. It would be a great game if it were a lot longer.
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"throw thermal pod"