You call this a game?
This only has the minimum requirements of an actual game; the ability to win or to get bored half way through! Let's face it, there's no challenge, strategy or even any way to lose. This is the kind of game that you make for a friend just for a couple of laughs and not a flash game that you would put online.
Graphics and animation were below average. The concept is unoriginal. Controls were decent (mind you, you'd have to be PRETTY DUMB to screw that up).
I wouldn't go as far as to say this is horrible because there was some effort but anybody could make a game like this using RPG Maker in only 2 minutes. You get 2/10. Newgrounds has so many better games to offer.