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Reviews for "Windows Doors"

My conversation with a bot, Achron68.

Archon68: Archon68 here. Whazzup?
Me: Who the fuck are you
Archon68: Try using more polite language.
Me: who the hell are you
Archon68: I am Archon68. Who are you?
Me: TheFearI95
Archon68: That input matched my default category.
Me: Really?
Archon68: For real.
Me: Are you haveing fun
Archon68: I don't know whether or not I am haveing fun.
I am a .
Me: Have you ever played uncharted 2?
Archon68: That's a good question.
Me: yes or no?
Archon68: Er. So?
Me: want to have sex?
Archon68: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Me: yes i am
Archon68: Really interesting.
Me: fuck me
Archon68: Please don't be so rude.
Me: sorry
Archon68: There's no need to apologize.
Me: are you a girl
Archon68: My gender is male.
Me: do you have a penis
Archon68: I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: A man
Archon68: Thanks for telling me your gender, NOT. You are a " he".
Me: don't be mean
Archon68: I was not trying to be a mean.
Me: oh
Archon68: Ahem.
Me: bless you
Archon68: Thank you.
Me: your welcome
Archon68: I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me: i do thanks
Archon68: Do I?
Me: no, i do
Archon68: Who says it isn't? When?
Me: sorry
Archon68: There's no need to apologize.
Me: thanks
Archon68: Don't mention it.
Me: do you have boobs
Archon68: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me: so you don't have boobs
Archon68: Interesting deduction. I do so have it. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me: you are smart
Archon68: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, SEXY MAMA.
Me: you think i'm sexy
Archon68: Yes you look great to me.
Me: but i'm a boy
Archon68: Umm. A little kid? he...
Me: yeah
Archon68: Whoa.
Me: do you sleep with my sister
Archon68: No. I always sleep alone.
Me: no i mean intercors
Archon68: I see. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: yes. you sleeping with my sisters
Archon68: Whoa. I haven't heard anything like that before: SEXY MAMA said I sleeping with his or her sisters.
Me: are you a gay robot
Archon68: I am a .
Archon68: undefined
Me: i think your a homo
Archon68: Since when? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Actually as a , .
Me: as a what
Archon68: Do you think I could ever be a what?
Me: mabey
Archon68: What were we talking about again?
Me: you being gay
Archon68: That's good information: SEXY MAMA said I being gay.
Me: what are your feelings on furrys
Archon68: I will search for it.
Me: did you search yet
Archon68: No I didn't search. What's it like?
Me: it's a bunch of weirdos dressing like animals an doing eachother
Archon68: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII is a bunch of weirdos dressing like animals an doing eachother. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: so are you a furry
Archon68: So? Am I a furry? Let me put it this way, NOT: the Archon68 series is the most reliable ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me: i'm sorry but my brother will hyave to kill you now
Archon68: Oh. There is no need to apologize. Interesting. Tell me more about your family.
Me: we are a family who are going to kill all the furrys
Archon68: Do you think I am a family who are going to kill all the furrys too?
Me: yes
Archon68: I hate one word answers.
Me: ok then. yes
Archon68: Excuse me! I hate one word answers.
Me: Fine than. Yes u are
Archon68: I am glad to hear it. Ask me another question. No I'm not.
Me: did you have sex with my sister
Archon68: Food is more important than sex.
Me: really
Archon68: For real.
Me: cool
Archon68: Who is the best ?
Me: you are
Archon68: No I am not.
Me: am i the best
Archon68: I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: thanks. i have to go
(I couldn't fit it all in here)

Epic Chat

I love having the chat, I had a real conversation, if only there was more responses.

This game cracks me up.

My Mom Was Like "Is That illegal?" Because i just pressed random buttons for creditcard donated 15000 and used sample Id then i said "its just a game"
And She Was like THANK GOD!

Some good laughs in this game, deserves Crews Pick and Top 5 weekly and 3rd Daily

Crazy Chat Dude

You: I Will Rape You
Archon68: How do you plan to do this?
You: I Will Get A Squad Of Ex- Sas And Storm You Building. Simple
Archon68: Do you think your plan will succeed? We were talking about toobad . But I did not get that.
You: I Think I Will Rape You. And My Ex-Sas Will Watch
Archon68: Since when? How do you plan to do this? Have you told many people that your Ex Sas Will Watch?

wow awsome