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Reviews for "Dick Neck: Origins"

Wow

dude when I heard you were gonna make a flash about dick neck, i thought you were joking but you proved me wrong. the art and visuals were just epic, and I laughed my ass off at the part with the school mascot.
you my good sir are god.

Galneda responds:

I'm not a God, cut that shit out.

POOZY's a God.

Regardless, I'm really glad you liked it, and happy I exceeded your expectations. Thanks!

The Beast Awakens

The artwork and animation are both quite superb, the voice acting is also quite superb, the sound was superb as well. However the story is where this flash really hits home. I for one love a good parody and this was fucking hilarious! It kind of sucks though that you gave us a cliffhanger ending, now you're gonna have to make another one and give us an epic fight scene. Overall the flash was enjoyable to watch, it made me laugh, and it actually kind of made me feel sorry for Dr. Foreman, but I got over it.

|| Good Points ||
*Superb Artwork
*Superb Animation
*Superb Sound
*Superb Voice
*Superb Story
*Outstandingly Hilarious!

|| Bad Points ||
*Cliffhanger Ending

Galneda responds:

Ya feel remorse for DrForeman?

I'll be sure to play on that before the fight scene in the sequel. :D

Great review! Thanks very much!

...

This flash deserves a 10/10, if anyone disagrees with me then they can suck DrForemans Dick Neck for all i care.

Galneda responds:

lol...or at least give him a hickey. It's the same thing.

Ah Newgrounds' Legend of Dick Neck

The opening was incredibly cinematic, with a great trailer that led up to this movie. The voices aside from the narrator's were a little bit vague, and you could see that the trailer was taken from the first half of the movie, which was a bit disappointing.

The movie itself felt like a bigger trailer building up to a sequel of Dick Neck. The stoyline was pretty good, considering it nailed every aspect of Dick Neck's origin with little to no controversy of how semen lodged in Dr. Foreman's throat contained phallic tissue that fused with his neck from the school's mascot, tactical nuke.

All in all, it was full of funny surprises, with a serious-sounding overtone, which made it unique and a great addition to the NG archives. By the way, nice job advertising the hell out of it, Poozy.

Galneda responds:

This is a very helpful review, thank you!

I can see your point about how this could be seen as a giant trailer to a Dick Neck: Sequel...

...and the more and more I read these reviews, I feel kinda obligated to oblige.

However, I'm making it a point to do a few other projects in between Origins and whatever comes next...but you can count on a continuation.

Excellent observations, thanks again for the review!

About time

How long has this been in the works? Y'all are gonna continue with this, right? Just because the thread is locked, doesn't mean we got ourselves a new series. This was just awesome. It's more awesome than it is funny, but it's still funny.

5/5 & 10/10, I hope to see this continue. lmao

Galneda responds:

Recall back to "The Beast Awakens" thread...in the twenty-something page, where I posted a pic of the preloader...Around then was when I started work on it.

Yeah, there will be a sequel, just not immediately.

Thanks for the review!