Reviews for "Dick Neck: Origins"

i will**** dickneck

up the neck

Phobotech responds:

This isn't a review in any way, shape, or form.

Like, hold on a second...what am I supposed to do with this? Chortle with a "Hyuck-hyuck, you sure will! Gwarsh!"

I don't get shit out of this. The "10" number over there might be usable, but when you give it a full 10/10 and don't explain why, it may as well been a zero or any other number. I would ASSUME that, by giving a 10 in the review-space, that you rather enjoyed it, but that isn't addressed once in the entire sentence...no, that's flattering....FRAGMENT that you provided me.

If you liked it, explain why you liked it; what parts in particular built up your vote into a full-out ten. If you hated it, explain WHY you hated it. It's not difficult to do.

This isn't Youtube. Notice how there aren't thumb ups or thumb downs if you agree with what user has said about the flash? They specifically say, has this review been helpful, useless, or abusive.

Well...your fragment-review ain't abusive...that's a relief. Instead, it is painfully useless to me as I try to gain feedback from viewers.

In the future, don't waste the review space on mundane, brainless comments unless you're reviewing a mundane, brainless flash!

...........Ohhhhhhhh...... I get it... This IS a mundane, brainless flash.

.......Carry on then. XD

That's a nice dick!

I read that thread. I would feel bad for him if he wasn't acting like he's the man and everyone else are just i fuck my mother jellyous nerds who need 2 get layed n almost had sex with man arms.

I think he got a pretty good raping, though. Don't think he's comin' back.

Didn't expect his buddy to be the superhero, though. In fact, I didn't expect DN to be a villain. Cool flash.

What's DN special power? Neck-stroking to fire shots at incredibly high velocities?

Phobotech responds:

It'll be interesting.

Dick Neck was set up to be a villain for his behavior in "The beast awakens..." thread, but if I were to expand on this in the sequel, he could become the audience-sympathized anti-hero. An outcast to the public eye, struggling for equality and fighting for restoration.

Prime Turnip through the eyes of the public would be introduced as the superhero capable of taking him down, but beneath the cold, robotic exterior, a villain hellbent on revenge, accusing Dick Neck to be responsible for his disfigurement in the first place.

When they fight, it will literally be ying vs yang. The sophisticated technology and hardware fueled by hate, disguised as a radiant hope for the people against the twisted, radioactive mutant, shunned by civilization, striving for acceptance.

The only debate on my mind is WHEN I will work on the sequel. Or even if there's enough interest left in the community of NG to work on a sequel at all....I need feedback from fans if they want it enough. :P

Animation was great, it was funny... but

Just a tad bit cruel on Drforeman you think? Goes to show newgrounds is unreliable.

Phobotech responds:

Tad bit cruel on DrForeman? Nope. If anything, it's a compliment; I saved him from the smoldering wreckage of his thread and turned him into a cross between Mr. Fantastic, the Incredible Hulk, and a giant Phallus at the price of lusting for other Phallus's.

Also, how does this go to show that Newgrounds is unreliable?

Like....wait a minute....

How does this one flash, based on a small meme from one thread, demonstrate the whole of Newgrounds is unreliable? When I first announced this project in the original thread, there were many users that thought I wouldn't see it through, ("Please let this be real.") But, working for months and months, it's completed.

If anything, it goes to show we're totally SUPER DUPER RELIABLE :D *high five*

Thanks for the review!

omfg i loved it.

is there any chance for a sequel? maybe one where we see turnip fight dickneck? in outer space, with matrix effects? would be cool.

Phobotech responds:

I had actually started writing a sequel during the final month of working on this. That's how Prime Turnip came to be; in Rumerio's original story, it was never explained what happened to LordTurnip. We're just kinda left to assume he died....so I threw in the twist that he was a mechanically augmented killing machine bent on revenge.

The sequel(s) would encompass the epic battle between them...and there are still a few high-profile NG personalities that want to do it. But for me, I would like to get a few other projects under my belt before I decide not to do the sequels altogether.

I'll leave it up to fans to decide for me if it's a worthy project when that time comes. If people still want more Dick Neck, than they shall receive it...in, and around their mouth-hole.

Thanks for the review!

I not only love the story

I love the idea of this, bringing something from the forums to the flash portal, It'sious how this turned out, how things work lol

Phobotech responds:

Thanks! I'm really glad you loved the story and idea, but I'm having difficulty understanding the whole of your review; "It'sious how this runed out, how things work lol"


PM me what you meant; I understand it's just a small type-o.

Thanks for the review!