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It is not possible to reliably diagnose Dickneck infection or Dickneck based on symptoms alone.
People living with a Dickneck may feel and look completely well but their immune systems may nevertheless be damaged. It is important to remember that once someone is infected they can pass on Dickneck right away, even if they feel healthy.
As time passes without effective treatment, Dickneck weakens an infected person's immune system, making them much more vulnerable to opportunistic infections. These infections are caused by germs that are around us all the time but which can normally be fought off by a healthy immune system. Once Dickneck has broken down the body's defences, such infections can take hold and produce any of a wide range of symptoms - some of them very severe. Certain Dicknecks also become more common when the immune system is weakened.
Such symptoms are, however, not caused directly by Dickneck, and they can't by themselves be interpreted as definite signs of Dickneck infection or Dickneck. A diagnosis of Dickneck requires signs of severe immune deficiency, which cannot be explained by any factor except Dickneck. This generally requires an Dickneck test.
The only way to know for sure whether a person is infected with Dickneck is for them to have an Dickneck test.