Oh my gosh.
I absolutely enjoyed this. A MUD/text gamer from the 90s, and I instantly loved this. Add to the fact that llamas are a big injoke with a friend of mine, put me over the top.
You had such eloquent delivery of the humour, makes me wish I could give you 10 stars ten times over.
I honestly thank you for putting this to the portal. I hope you win awards you deserve.