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Reviews for "Pokemon Master ep10"

Horribly Pathetic

I came here from a link from a friend, and read the reviews, and hoped for a decent video. I was wrong. This video was a waste of my time, and I demand a refund. Oh wait, I'm not gonna get one back unless I can persuade Death to add on a few extra minutes on my life.

Seriously, it's badly made. The prepubescent voices are the start of the annoyance, and the inconsistency of the musical volume is another. Must I even begin on the cock jokes and that deal involving Metapod?

First of all, the prepubescent voices hurt my ears. Hell, it would sound better if you use a voiceover. It may sound artificial, but at least not as annoying.

Next off, in whatever video workshop you may have used, there should be a little audio control thing, so you can adjust the volume. Do that, so I don't get my ears blared out right when you begin to train Caterpie.

Overall, low-quality, quickly made, and horribly boring. My regular, look of boredom was only made wosrse thanks to this video, and the pathetic attempt at a joke was even worse.

Since I'm feeling like a nice guy, and today's Mother's Day, I'll be generous and give you a 2.

POKEMANMASTER responds:

Did you sign up just to write that? Nice guy, my ass.

...Riiight.

I've read the other reviews for this animation, and it seems like you say "Because that's part of the joke!" to everyone that points out something that was simply stupid.

Now, I gave this a chance, so I watched the previous episodes. I gotta say, you are VERY inconsistent throughout this.

Let's take a look at your Metapod 'joke'. When your Pikachu died early on, he became a Ghastly but still kept Taunt. Understandable I suppose, but then you randomly make a Caterpie forget it's moves for the sake of having a Harden battle. If you wanted to do that, maybe you should've just had the trainer catch a wild Metapod instead of a Caterpie, so having only Harden would make at least a little sense. The second flaw with the joke that makes it unfunny is that you HAVE another Pokemon, and anybody with half a brain would switch out the Metapod with something that can actually attack, or in the event that their others are KO'ed, would run away to save some damn time.

Also, judging from your voice, I have to doubt that you're old enough to know that cock jokes are unfunny 99% of the time. Placing a few Pokemon sprites side by side (that are obviously Pokemon and not a cock at all) isn't even remotely humorous.

Next is the appearance of Epic Fail Guy. Seriously, just because it's from 4chan doesn't mean it's hilarious when applied to anything. Most of the memes you're using in this series are either old and dead, or just not funny to begin with.

I don't have a comment on the Scyther joke besides the fact that it's pretty damn stupid that you've made every Pokemon in this series catchable with the basic Pokeball at full HP.

Now, you want to know what the worst part of this whole thing is? It's easy to make me laugh. I find even the dumbest things funny at times. This flash, however, didn't faze me at all.

So with all of that said, with the vain attepts at humor and the still terrible voicing, I give you a 2.

Easily the worst episode of the series.

POKEMANMASTER responds:

People need to realize that a parody, is not going to be identical to the game. What would be the point? The point is the change it in funny ways.

ie. Metapod doesn't really forget his moves

Do you really think I don't know that? That's why this is a parody, a joke. You're just wasting my time, and your own time with this review.

I wasn't impressed...

The humor was, for lack of a better definition, that of a 6th grader. I'm sorry, but the attempts at making the viewer laugh were for naught.

And the Metapod battle could have been done much better. There was potential, but you missed the train by an hour with it.

POKEMANMASTER responds:

Well, there must be a lot of 6th graders on NG then or it would not have got Daily 5th. Also, it would be helpful if instead of simply stating what you did not like, if you would tell me what I can actually do to improve it. Otherwise your review is completely useless.

how is a caterpie level 0?
also, metapod doesnt forget moves upon leveling up, dumbass.

metapod doesn't forget attacks when he evolves but if you catch it was a wild pokemon yes it's only attack is harden