Reviews for 2nd Annual Tank Awards

[full-metal-albatross]

Are you serious?

Did you really think this video was good or at all ready to be released? How could you? I can't believe this.

awards: Alright, first I am going to review the awards themselves. Why the hell did Chuck new tux win? "There she is" is 100 times better and I think 9/10 NG users can agree with me there. FancyPantsAdventure is fun but wtf Mastermind is not ONLY fun but also fun-ny. Clearly there is some kind of rigging going on with these awards. The actually categories were retarded. Wtf is wrong with you people, three awards? really? Why bother even posting this shit, clearly you have never seen a really awards show. I know in your oh, so busy schedule of sitting around playing street fighter and beating your meat to chun-li, you can't take the time to make a decent awards ceremony. This basically a slap in the face to the fans of your site you ungrateful piece of shit. I can't believe you did that.

The video itself: Tom you are a shitty actor I'm sorry this video blows ass because of you. You're not funny. Thanks for creating Newgrounds but don't think you're cool or funny because you're not. Why the fuck did you find it necessary to show all the different takes during the video? It should be one continuous video of the final cuts that are good and then at the end throw in the outtakes/redo's. Whoever edited this blows ass. Why, after everything we, as loyal fans, have done for you and Newgrounds, do you give us this disgusting excuse for an awards show.

MindChamber responds:

The awards show is supposed to be something that's fun, and whimsical, similar to alot of the content on the site. The Idea of making a super-serious award show doesn't really appeal to us since, that's not what newgrounds is all about.

Lighten up..

[BlueToad]

Was I watching Pee-Wee Herman?

It would of been better to see a cartoon of Mr. Fulp with such characters as Alien Hominid, Pico, Castle Crashers ( still fucking waiting ) and the greats of NG's. I felt like i was watching something similiar to PeeWee Herman. I now think the other guys of NG are the cool ones who make a pretty cool site because thats got to be the nerdiest dude... sorry Tom but you should stay behind Flash, dont step outside of it.... your too similiar to peewee herman.

[Quicksmasher]

Dont you think....

... if someone is watching this before knowing newgrounds, he would think that website is LAUGHABLE?

How Tom acts is way too childish for newgrounds? Why the hell is no one saying this; am i the only one who thinks that? WTF!?

By the way, the voicegirl is too quiet (and extremely hard to understand) / toms voice is too loud. I proportioned the volume to his voice, then i didnt realize there was a girl speaking - i heard her first when she talked about the last movie.

The animations are cool, but that doesnt brings me away from my opinion:

If someone watches this, he thinks ng is way too childish for him, so he wont visit it. A pity for newgrounds, although EVERYTHING is cool on newgrounds, and all elements have a higher average than this...

You know another website with so many possibilities to do, with so many charakteristics on your userpage, with a cool voting system, awards saying how good a game is and so on?

And do you know another forums better than the bbs?

And now, do you think one of the best forums and websites is childish? Seen with my eyes, this movie is laughabe. Sry.

Know, this review wont stay for long. But its just 0 / 10 for a informative movie, not a important submission like a movie/game/audio/art or whatever with a high score, so its hopefully not that important to rate 0 / 10 ... grrr ...