This made me laugh. I was actually in that scenario, however, I had the balls to stand up and escape and I'm not even a man.
Went to the cinema, walked in, it started and I swear to god every woman in there moaned, groaned and squealed like a pig when the fairy walked on 'stage'. I took myself, my dignity, my pride and my rage and got up while it was still in tact. Never, ever again in my life.