First of all, you people really need to take this as it is. Plain out absurdity. Seriously, get a sense of humor guys. Second, the front page items, as stated before, are hand picked by the NG staff. It's there because THEY like it and think it deserves some spotlight time.
Now as for an actual review, great job guys. As always it brings a smile to my face just to see random shit like this. Randomness is one of the things that makes NG great.