Meh
It wasn't fun, but i was like OH MAH GOSH when i noticed you were being, r u ready? somthin about poo.
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Great..not really, but you're story deserves an 8!
This game is absolutely terrible, funny, but terrible. Now, for a 14 year old, this game is absolutely phenomenal, I'm 14 and no way could I produce this, the most I can do with a computer is retard stuff, CMD, and a little pivot LMFAO. I liked the humor especially the dying audio ha I really laughed a bit when that happened so congratulations. Good game, I bet when you look back you think "wow, I was pretty dumb huh..." and that's completely true! :D
-Lil Ryder
P.S.- I'm looking forward to see if you really do REPLY TO ALL COMMENTS :)
FatKidWitAJetPak responds:
I really do reply to all comments. At least, I did three years ago. I look at this game a lot now and laugh... and then I cry a bit. Thanks for playing. :D
Funny and addicting
I mean, like, yeah this game is a crappy bunch of shit, But sometimes I enjoys random shits. Also, finally I can find someone who is "keyboard-talkative". I don't know how long it took you to type that whole paragraph. Oh, this is getting boring. I might as well end the review now. But, ALAS, no. You can skip all the blabber and read my real review which I included so that M-bot cannot get me. Yeah, somehow the long block of text made quite an impression that this is going to be awesome. But I might cite TheBigVerdict's review, well, because he is The Big Verdict.
"Okay, the game itself is a total mess, and you know this. First, I love the very very original concept. You don't run across flashes with such a blunt and frankly silly loading screen and intro, also fat enemies with exhaust pipes sticking through their buttocks. They would seem like a chore to read, but for those who do would find themselves laughing. Music is average, but well placed nonetheless, especially the sound played after you die. Now to the flaws--the loading time is long. The rest? You know what I mean. All the graphics and stiff animation and other things I might not need to tell you.
Very good attempt. The flash itself is poorly done, but the potential of a 14-year old artist needs grinding and you may get a 5/5 soon enough. The big verdict is a 3/10, disappointing funny flash."
Yup, that's the ultimate, final, greatest, biggest verdict of this flash...
NAY! I will not shut up and review your flash soon, it's still 2574 letters to go anyways. Now, what should we talk about, maybe the 100 kittens? You might be able to find that much kittens if you collected enough from the dumpster, adopted enough from the agency, who knows? You might get 100 kittens in one hour. As for the cannon you should borrow some from the circus, because using real cannons launching kittens is NOT COOL AT ALL.
All right. Let's review this thing.
Pro:
Humour : As much as I hate to admit it, I'm a review cheater, so here's +6 to you
Gameplay: Pretty much average platformer but I like it so +2
Art : Neutral +0
Con:
Art : Actually, the art sucks -1
Fat file : Seriously, how the heck did you manage to get it that big? Don't tell me the texts are responsible for this -1
FatKidWitAJetPak responds:
I will look forward to our kitten adventures.
I dunno what the hell happens when you die...
But it sounds hellish. GREATEST joke ever.
alright game
it was kind of disappointing but thats alright, it was still fun